Diff b/w Commerce &Science- technology questns:

Comm - What is ur name? (10 marks)

Science-What is ur name n why? Give reason. Does it suit ur personality? Derive an xpression for its alphabet? Criticaly examine it? Define its principle n working? Explain it properly with d help of a labelled diagram.
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Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte
dhuein mein teri shakl
nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho
kar aksar meri chai
thandi ho jaati hai.

Girl: hi baby..:*
boy: hii jaan...( sending faild)
girl: r u there?? :(
boy: yes yes..i m here...( sending faild)
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girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..( sending
faild)
girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. : (message sent) :D

एकदा एक चेटकीण चिंगी ला भेटते...

चेटकीण - मी तुझ्या ३ इच्छा पूर्ण करेन..
पण लक्षात ठेव..तू जी इच्छा सांगितलीस..त्याच्या १० पट जास्त तुझ्या नवर्याला (चम्प्याला) भेटेल..

चिंगी - मला १० करोड रुपये दे..
आणि चम्प्याला १ अब्ज रुपये भेटतात..

चिंगी - मला सर्वात सुंदर बनव
आणि चम्प्या तिच्या १० पट जास्त सुंदर होतो..

चिंगी - मला एक छोटा हार्ट अटक दे..!!

तात्पर्य - पोरी फार हुशार असतात..

(हा जोक मुलींसाठी समाप्त झाला आहे)

पण चम्प्याला तिच्या पेक्षा १० पट कमी छोटा हार्ट अटक येतो..

(नोट : पोरी जास्त शहाण्या असतात..असं त्यांना फक्त वाटत..पण मुळात त्या शहाण्या नसतातच...

2 Nice Lines-

RISHTO
Ki dor Kamzor
Tab Hoti He

Jab Insan
Galat Fehmi Me Paida Hone Wale Sawalon'
Ka Jawab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Leta he.

Only Rajni can answer this top 3 ques:



1-Hum chlormint Q khate He

2-Melody itni choclately Q He

And the main..


3-Why this kolaveri di

The most wonderful news in school life was
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Teacher Is Absent :P

Ghajini effect-

Ghajini effect-
A Boy opens his tiffin box on d road

Y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going 2 school or coming bak.!

Life is like cotton...

Life is like cotton...

Don't make it heavier by dipping it in water of sorrow...

but make it lighter by letting it blow in the wind of joy.

ENJOY

"No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone" 
Sometimes you have to move backward to get a better step forward thats life..

How to solve battery low problem in a urgent call?

Your Mobile Battery is Very Low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a c harger". Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate the battery, the key-in *3370# your cell will restart with this reserve and your instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN .
"IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".
Believe in YOURSELF.

Only Fun...

My own concept:
Physics would be much easy if..
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that apple tree itself had fallen on
Newton

Funny but True:

A man who can Pick Up a Bag of 100 kg Rice,
Can't Buy that  :-)
&
A man who can Buy that,
Can't Pick it up.. ;-)

Check Your Account Balance on Vodafone / Idea / BSNL / Reliance GSM / Aircel / Airtel / Tata Docomo / Virgin Mobile / Spice networks?

Vodafone Network                 :- *141#


 Idea Network                          :- *130#


BSNL Network                         :- *123#


Reliance GSM Network         :- *367#


 Aircel Network                       :- *125#


 Airtel Network                        :-  *123#


Tata Docomo Network          :- *111#


Virgin Mobile Network           :- 125555 and then press 2


Spice Mobile Network           :- *456#

SMS For You ...

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...